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The IRS Is So Taxing
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I need to work on may Income Taxes but I don't want to get started. I'm looking for all reasons to put it off.




I sits and writes poems and relaxes
When I should be figuring my taxes
I keeps busy with many excuses
To avoid the IRS abuses
They will get all my money anyway
So it does me no good to sit and play
I don’t want the fine for doing them late
So I shouldn’t try to procrastinate
I really want to write just one more verse
But it would probably just make things worse
So I get’s my receipts and checks and stuff
And tackles this job that is really tough

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 Reviews of "The IRS Is So Taxing"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 18, 2008
IRS axiom: "Why do anything easy if you can make it complicated?"
Even the 90% of the IRS auditors don't have a clue about what they are talking about, and they admit it!!!!!!!!!!
Georg

Reviewed by John Linville (Reader)
Reviewed on January 18, 2008
The IRS got so tired of trying to decipher my mess, they told me, "Just don't file, anymore."

John

Reviewed by Fritz Barnes
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
I soooo feel your pain. :)

Actually, check out the "Fair Tax" reform proposal that Huckabee supports. Looks REALLY good to me. Abolishes the IRS. That doesn't, in and of itself, make it a good thing, but the more I learn about it the more I like it.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
Have to start that yearly chore soon.

Reviewed on January 17, 2008
I got people. :) Tax time: cringe. Hate it, but it's necessary--unless one's an illegal...grrrrrrrrr don't get me started!!!! Well stated, Larry, welcome back.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
I just let our accountant take care of it...as i would muck it up big time I'm sure...ed

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
Hey it's only January, don't start stressing yet. Crastinate without guilt till March.

Walt

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
...your thoughts account for most.
John

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
and it never gets easier...

cheers,
dan

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
You ought to be ashamed, talking about the American Gestopo like that, Lar . . .

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
I'm impressed. I usually wait til the 14th [of April], then there is no more time for excuses. Just got to get it done. Maybe, I'll get it done sooner this year. Nah - why break tradition. lol

God bless you. Kathy


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