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Sick Humor
by larry r linville → (All Poetry by larry r linville)
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Haven't been far from the recliner and here is my reason.


I haven’t been around much
since my bird flew out the door.
She wasn’t that expensive
but I loved her all the more.
I named that bird Enza
I don’t know what it means.
But it seemed to be proper
with her feather of dark green.
I’ve had to leave my writing
and my reading just as well.
Without old Enza with me
it’s been a living hell.
I opened the door the other day
and now I’m feeling bad
‘cause in flew Enza to return to her pad.
I have run a fever and I’ve coughed a lot it seems.
And I don’t sleep long enough
to have pleasant dreams.
So I’ll take my medicine
and I’ll drink lots of water.
And hope that thermometer
will quit getting hotter.
And my poetry will have to wait
Another day or two.
until I have conquered this stupid flu.
 

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 Reviews of "Sick Humor"
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on February 11, 2008
This is "sick." And I certainly enjoyed it.

Walt

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on February 2, 2008
...a wish for getting well...and your pen of wit...to cure my ills.
well done Larry...
John

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on February 2, 2008
That flu is a bugger, get well soon.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on February 2, 2008
Great write Larry and we have missed you, hope you are feeling better, take care will keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on February 2, 2008
Very cute indeed,get well soon OK..HUgssss

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 2, 2008
in flew Enza

I hope she flies away soon.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 2, 2008
Pour two soup spoons of honey in a thick glass-tumbler, fill it with Dark Rum (preferably Captain Morgan) until the glass is two thirds full, sip...sip a little more, lay back on the recliner, another sip, repeat the operation until you don't care anymore about the flu...
If that doesn't help...nothing will!!!

Georg

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on February 1, 2008
Cute! I hope you get over the stupid flu soon. Thank God, I've not gotten it, but did have one heck of a cold for about one week. Feel better, soon.

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed on February 1, 2008
(((Long distance HUGS))), Larry, due to your 'flu. Hope you feel better soon!

Love, Karla.

Excellent write. Sure it's the regular 'flu and not avian 'flu? :)


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