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How Smart Is He?
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A poem dedicated to that "no-it-all" we all run into.
He talks like he know all He thinks he’s a whiz If he was half as smart as he thinks He’d be twice as smart as he is. He likes you to ask him questions Give him a very big quiz If he was half as smart as he thinks He’d be twice as smart as he is. He speaks at length about the arts And talks about show biz If he was half as smart as he thinks He’d be twice as smart as he is.

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Reviews of "How Smart Is He?"

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on May 4, 2008

The trouble with being that smart is that the 'smart guy' will never really know what he really doesn't know at all. Good write.

Peace,
Dan

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 2, 2008

If we hadn't them, we wouldn't have has Vietnam, Iraq...should I say more?

Georg

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on May 1, 2008

I know a number of these characters . . .

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on May 1, 2008

Seems we have run into the same person on occasion...ed

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 1, 2008

If he was half as smart as he thinks,
He�d be twice as smart as he is.

You must know a lot of my old bosses, in the government!

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