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Why?
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I'm ready for the performance to begin. At the last minute the tallest person in the world sits in front of me. What else can happen?
Why’s my seat always behind someone tall so I cannot see the performance at all? And why do I always sit on the aisle where people step on me and never smile? Why does the person I’m sitting beside have a behind that’s so very wide? And when I can see everything clear why does someone talk so I can’t hear?

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Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on June 5, 2008

We must go to the same places larry and sit in the same places. A great write. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on June 1, 2008

...been there too, and got me a bunch of "whys?", perhaps parents are didn't do a proper job and now we have a couple of generations of inconsiderate people?

Georg

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on May 31, 2008

Why is a primary question...fun read...keep us posted when you find the answer to "Why?"

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 31, 2008

Why, indeed! And don't forget - why is there always such a long line for the men's room, when I really gotta go?!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on May 31, 2008

Why? Thats life, least you are not getting nagged by your wife...ed

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