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Redneck at the Symphony
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I really love all kinds of music. I recently attended a concert and thought what it would look like through the eyes of a redneck.
A redneck went to the symphony with tickets that he got for free. He thought they’d play “Turkey in the Straw” because of all the fiddles he saw. First song was composed by Deb U. See and they sat down to play just for me “The afternoon of the Fawn”, I heard while no one sang a single word. Music sounded funny to me and never a deer did I see. Perhaps it thought it had to run when it saw the setting of the sun

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Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on June 3, 2009

You talk like the Preacher in that hillbilly shotgun weeding!
Larry, you are a funny funny fellow, nice to be your friend.

Georg

PS. Pass along His phone number, please?

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