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Can Larry Come Outside to Play
by larry r linville → (All Poetry by larry r linville)
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Just some crazy thought that went through my mind as I was driving the car.

 

 
“Mrs. Linville,” the neighbor kids asked,
“Can Larry come outside and play?”
Grandma said, “I’ll ask his parents,
how long they are going to stay.”
 
“Mrs. Linville,” the neighbor kids asked,
“Can Larry come outside to play?”
His mother slowly shook her head,
“He has chores, ask again some other day.”
 
“Mrs. Linville,” the classmates asked,
“Can Larry come outside to play?”
“He’s away at college,” his mother said,
“He left for classes yesterday.”
 
“Mrs. Linville,” some children asked,
“Can Larry come outside to play?”
His wife said, “He’s a preacher now
and he has to take this time to pray.”
 
Mrs. Linville, Larry sadly asked,
“Can I go outside to play?”
His wife said, “You’re retired now
but the kids have all gone away.”
 

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 Reviews of "Can Larry Come Outside to Play"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 30, 2010
Certainly gives me pause for reflection, Larry. A very meaningful write. Thank you for sharing. Love and blessings,

Regis

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on March 30, 2010
Wow, I think this is truly one of your best... Well done!

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 30, 2010
I won't ask Mrs Linville if you can come out to play anymore, anyway you are getting old, but your poetry is never boring...Ed

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 30, 2010
OH Larry my Larry! what a wonderful poem you dished us today, even my chess playing Heaven's Pal is nodding in approval...and smiling too!

Georg



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