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More Arms Needed
by larry r linville → (All Poetry by larry r linville)
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This is a true story friends. I've been a week trying to put it to verse.

 

 
I took both dogs to see the vet
to have their yearly test.
We were going back to the car
when I became very stressed.
 
With a leash in each of my hands,
a handful you would agree,
the leashes tangled in a knot
completely frustrating me.
 
Then the wind blew off my cap
and as I made a desperate chase
my pants started to fall down
causing me to have a red face.
 
With one hand I held one leash
my second hand held the other
somehow I freed one of my hands
so my pants I could gather.
 
I stepped on my cap to stop it
while I pulled up my pants.
As I put it on my head
I looked to see who saw my dance.
 
It’s hard to run dragging two dogs
with your pants falling down.
But since nobody saw me
it wasn’t the talk of the town.
 
 

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 Reviews of "More Arms Needed"
Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on May 8, 2010
Great story, Larry! Thanks for sharing, and doing such a stellar job in describing your situation.
Laughing,
Connie

Reviewed by John Linville (Reader)
Reviewed on May 5, 2010
I figured that was comin'. Good Job!

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 5, 2010
You only hope no one saw you.... very visual, very funny.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Paul Judges
Reviewed on May 5, 2010
Enjoyed it, Larry !

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 5, 2010
Oh! but Brother Larry you just heralded it to the entire town, just look at the smiling faces on the next sermon of yours, and you will know! LOL

Georg


Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 4, 2010
Thanks for sharing the humour of the situation, Larry. I like your attitude. Keep you hat on man; oh... ...and your pants too. (lol) Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Carol Wager (Reader)
Reviewed on May 4, 2010
Cute, but the dogs saw it! What do you think they are telling at the Dog park. ;-)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 4, 2010
How much will you pay me to keep this to myself?? I think the town needs to know about this...LOL, thanks for the laughs...I can just imagine this happening...Ed


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