I’m looking for a purple shirt.
The pattern can be plain.
I’ll wear it to communion
and it won’t show a stain.
I dip that bread into the cup
but when I raise it to my lip
a purple drop lands on the chest
of my light shirt which isn’t hip.
Perhaps I should just wear a bib
which other people would think strange
or have another shirt with me
and go to the bathroom and change.
What would you do my dear fine friend
if this kept happening to you?
Maybe I’ll try your suggestion
or a polka dot shirt will do.
Cheers,
Dan