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My Car’s Not A Good Counselor
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I've had shingles a week and have cabin fever. I thought my car would help me through it but it didn't

 

I’ve been confined to my house a week

and cabin fever was getting bad.

I’ve been fighting a case of shingles

and the itching gettin bad.

 

Today it got the best of me

so I went to talk to my car

to tell it why I’d deserted it

but I don’t think my talk got me far.

 

I don’t think my car had missed me.

It seemed to enjoy all its rest.

It rolled it head lights and shrugged

so now I was feeling more stressed.

 

I thought it would make me feel better

when I stood there with feelings to share

but it seemed to have no compassion

at least not enough it could spare.

 

I’ll soon be feeling much better

and I’ll climb in that car with a grin

and I’ll back it from the garage

and drive out for a good long spin.

 

 


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 Reviews of "My Car’s Not A Good Counselor"
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 16, 2011
I fought the shingles for two months this past summer. I still have pain, but the shingles are gone, just the nerve ending cause me discomfort every so often. My doctor says some people never fully get rid of them.

Reviewed by David Young
Reviewed on November 16, 2011
I enjoyed this for I have cabin fever and every part of me aches, but then I look in the wallet, and tell my sweetheart, I will take your top down another day.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 16, 2011
Ur car really deserves a break,
Maybe while you are laid up,
You can just bake it a cake,
Mobile one oil to a car is like a steak,
Then when the time comes to get back in her,
She won't scoff & drive you into a lake...


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