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Answers
By Kathy Armijo


 


The older I get
The more answers I have
Just wish folks would ask the
Correct corresponding question


Perhaps, I would then be
Thought of as an another Einsten,
Plato, or Aristotle
Instead of Donald Duck [what a quack]


So, here’s the deal
Send me your questions
I will send you five answers
Then, you choose the one that fits best


After I have received five thousand questions
I will have sufficient data to become
Dear Kathy of the Den
Here’s the first set of five answers for your review


Bummer!
Awesome!
You pulling my leg?
Congratulations!
Call me.  Let’s talk.


 


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 Reviews of "Answers"
Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on January 18, 2008
hee, hee...
Love the humor in this piece!
Cryssa

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on January 16, 2008
This is excellent......read it with a smile....you are clever!

Reviewed on January 13, 2008
This is great Kathy, very clever, I am praying for you
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on January 12, 2008
lol. I love this. #1 Where are my reading glasses. #2 I had to put my cat to sleep. #3 I want to sky dive. #4 Why was I fired? #5 What goes good with a hot cup of coffee? Okay, so they weren't all questions. I don't follow directions very well. lol. Hugs. Liz

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on January 12, 2008
Hey, I like this! You've got an answer for everything...every situation, every question...creative and clever my friend! Well done!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on January 12, 2008
So it's kinda like multiple choice
and hey such is life. lol I think.

Reviewed on January 12, 2008
WHERE? are your thoughts lately dear Kathy?
What an intriguing poem!
With a cast of characters surfacing!
I enjoyed!
Warmed in the Spirit, Warrior Purple Lady Sweet Sheooxoo

STay Positive!
Write On!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on January 11, 2008
Cute Kathy and very imaginative. Could it be multiple choice??

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 11, 2008
Cleverly presented, Kathy. Thank you for sharing your wit and humor. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed on January 11, 2008
If a word puzzle is cross,is it a crossword puzzle? just asking. Love and peace Kathy. Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 11, 2008
Well Kathy we all know you are Our Kathy of the Den and love you for that. My Queston. I have a novel ready to publish, how will I do. Gosh Kathy all your answers fit that question well. Thanks Kathy.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 11, 2008
Clever Kathy,we surely could use someone who can truly answer questions that are asked, and not skirt around on a totally different subject,as politicians do!;-)

ET

Reviewed by RaeLynn Teller
Reviewed on January 11, 2008
Huh, I know I alone have already put a dent in your 5000 questions. And I have already gotten every answer in your first set.

And what makes you most special is most the time the answer is #5.

Love ya--RaeLynn

Reviewed on January 11, 2008
Excellent write, Kathy; very well penned! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 11, 2008
I have no questions . . . the answers are usually worse than the questions . . . LOL

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 11, 2008
Well well, it should be from a minimum mathemathical scale and using the same parameters (V4 + V16)2 = 36 and yes Tracey's a woman, but that has anything to do with the price of fish in Copenhagen.
So Dear Kathy at the Den:
You are so beautiful that we tend to forget how clever you are!!!
Georg

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on January 11, 2008
My question was, "How can I keep from having all people think I'm not talented?" I guess your second answer is the correct one.

I hope it is not the third answer.

Larry

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 11, 2008
Kathy,

Good One! I wish you well at your new career.(lol)Peace, Love and Blessings Always, Paul.

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on January 11, 2008
...interrogative art...found in this penned piece...
enjoyed...
John

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on January 10, 2008
awesome!!I love your anwers!

Reviewed by Emile Tubiana
Reviewed on January 10, 2008
You are already the dear Kathy of the Den. We can save the questions.
Emile

Reviewed on January 10, 2008
Wow, she's psychic! LOL An excellent, intriguing invitation with corresponding answers. Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on January 10, 2008
Sounds like the Dr.Phil/Britany Spears family answers from Dr.Phil/
The show must go on.
Susan

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 10, 2008
But I did not ask a question yet
are you not placing the horse before the carriage
love it anyway Kathy
Peace be with you

William


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