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Poor Jimmy
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FOR THE LOVE OF HAMHOCKS....PLEASE ANSWER JIMMY!!!


Sorry James,
But I Love Free Roaming Hens
Them Is The Best Darn Eggs.....





"Never Bare Your Voice To Become The Verbal Witness....
Towards What Your Eyes Did Not See".....


Quotable Quotes By Someone I Seen On The Web, Somehwere In This Abyss :)

 

 


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 Reviews of "Poor Jimmy"
Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on May 5, 2008
I love this E-mail
I have it I felt so sad for him
That I no longer eat Eggs!
Peace love and Light...and Hugesss...Morning star

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on May 4, 2008
Smart woman you are! Love Holly

Reviewed by Barbara Terry
Reviewed on May 4, 2008
All right, if Jimmy was fried up as the egg, then how can he answer, silly? LOL. Ted Glines said it best though, that you can write volumes of eye witness accounts of things that never happened. Thank you for sharing this wise adage as Regis said, while making it humorous.

MAy the Lord Jesus Bless you, and those whom you love, and be with you always, and at your side constantly. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth, & ((((((((((MANY WONDERFUL SISTERLY HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))), your little den sister, Barbie

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 4, 2008
Thank you for sharing humor while expressing a wise adage, Vickie. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 4, 2008
Good one. Wise and important.

hugs
fee

Reviewed by H Cruz
Reviewed on May 4, 2008
I think I just ate Jimmy's cousin; Mr. Omlet. ;)

Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on May 4, 2008
Very true and wise!!! that pisture is hilarious, awww poor Jimmy!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 4, 2008
That one have the same panic face of any Johnny reading a letter from the Internal Revenue Sevice.

Georg

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on May 4, 2008
Poor Jimmy, fried up in the eggy prime of his youth! Got to say he does look yummy, though ...

Got to love that quote. You could write a very thick book about all the historical eye-witness accounts of things that never happened. Good one, Victoria!

Ted


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