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Cocked Tails
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an oversight with kitchen rules...


the banquet hall dressed impressions
where ceremonial dancers hop scotch and skip
with twisters waltzing spirited innuendos
as the woman who sliced fresh jalapenos
with her paring knife and bare hands exposed
reached down past the sequins gown of desire
which was as a petticoat junction revived
covering the bodice of fresh musk with raw spice
her secret lips began to burn like wild fire scorching
feeling the sweltering of her own confined desires
sauced with probing pepper fingers reaching for more
the banquet hall which had been dressed for impressions
with balloons filled with hot air of helium's voice altering trance
coffering the punch bowl with Everclear Vodka & dark spiced rum
those cocked tails grew and bulged in tweed panel suits
watching intently as the woman who had sliced fresh jalapenos
implanted the fresh juice of those hidden fire seeds
inbetween the thirsty thighs of a salsa dancer...

Moral of this story....do not touch private parts if you touch hot peppers
or you will get burned...

(Written: June 27th, 2010 3:39 p/m)
© Poetess Victoria L. McColley 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Cocked Tails"
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
I wish I read this 30 seconds ago. Too late. Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
..this is clever with a good lesson~ wow what visuals! lol

Reviewed by Carin Spirit
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
Ouch!!:)

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
Oh Sweet Damn, mistress! I know the feeling! Eat one before you head in my direction Pullease! Then insert an Alka-Selzer and I think you've got it licked...oh......aaah...

Love & Burning Desire,
Sage

Reviewed by David Maclellan
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
Oh Victoria, I don't think I'll ever have Jalapenos on my pizza again! Mind you I don't mind getting burned every now and then LOL. Great poem, my good laugh for the day...
David

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
Or they will...lol
fee

Reviewed by Don Juan Amante
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
can you say "hot hot hot?"

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
"...filled with hot air of helium's voice altering..." and, uproariously, the one giving all the giggles at the party!

Georg



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