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Catch Phrases
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do they ever get caught...

I was going to write a poem but when I wrote
err...typed the word fragility
it all went south & not of the border

...is that borderline personality?

 

Dig It Chicka Chicka!! 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Catch Phrases"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on December 4, 2011
I find laughing at myself is the best medicine for the blues, and there is usually a lot of source material. Patrick

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on November 20, 2010
Vickie, you are the clever lady with a pen my dear friend. "Butt muncher" is not a phrase familiar to me. However, "fragility walks with a stiff cane to merely crack you upside your head", is witty and a bit provocative at the same time. Ala Teddy Roosevelt's, "walk softly and carry a big stick". I bid you love and peace my dear fiend. Jon Michael

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on November 19, 2010
When my Dad used to get pissed off, he would say,
"Oh, the dog's hind leg.!" Always good for a laugh.
-gene.

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on November 19, 2010
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on November 18, 2010
Love the quirky wit and wisdom in these, Vickie.
You're on a roll here.

John

Reviewed on November 18, 2010
o.k, free gold paper is always cool!!! (are you making any christmas paper?)

Cute poem.

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on November 18, 2010
Fun to read, Vickie. Love and Hugs,
Sheila

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on November 18, 2010
you know, the butt munching thing always looks better in the movies!! don't know who made it up, but it certainly went viral in a hurry. fragility with the stiff cane? pretty much every guy i know, running round like dogs with 2 cocks, rice paper for egos. sorry again for my insanity. hope you're laughing with, not at. i know i am. take care and have a great thanksgiving.

Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Reviewed on November 18, 2010
Very cute Vickie! I agree we should laugh everyday...Laughter cures everything! Take care, ~Chessly

Reviewed by Ragno Donna
Reviewed on November 18, 2010
It was fun to read this clever writing.
Ciao,
Ragno

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on November 18, 2010
Imaginative Creations Vickie~ you always spark a smile :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 18, 2010
Everyday, you should laugh

Indeed!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 18, 2010
Cute Vic and yes there are so many arcaic and inane sayings and phrases that we all tend to use without even considering their true meaning or where they came from. Well done.
fee

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on November 18, 2010
To laugh makes you happy says Buster Brown. He used to live in my shoes. What a breath of fresh air is this writing. I love everything about it.


Namaste with Love
Tony


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