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Oh Leftovers!
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Oh Leftovers!

Old leftovers never die.
They live again in pot pie.
They return in soups and stews.
They taste so great in fondues.

We transform veggies with cream.
We freshen our buns with steam.
We slice. We dice. We bake 'em.
Whatever it takes to wake 'em.

We will not throw away food.
That would be so very crude.
We don't care if it is old.
We don't care if it has mold.

Mother told us never waste
Not even one single taste.
In China, kids are starving.
The bad spots just need carving!


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 Reviews of "Oh Leftovers!"
Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on April 11, 2002
really good and funny

Reviewed by Ronda Mosley (Reader)
Reviewed on March 18, 2002
Very cute poem!!! Great job!

Reviewed on March 17, 2002
Love it, Jo... Sounds like your singing the Tea Room song for me...

Reviewed by Theresa Koch
Reviewed on March 17, 2002
~`LoL, I loved this fun food poem`~

Reviewed by Melissa Rives
Reviewed on March 17, 2002
This was great!!! :)

Reviewed by Charles Mann (Reader)
Reviewed on March 17, 2002
<smile>I am always doing the leftover slice and dice,,loved this,,Charlie

Reviewed by Masarat Daud (Reader)
Reviewed on March 16, 2002
lol yeah! My mom wud definitely agree ;)

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on March 15, 2002
chuckle, chuckle, chuckle........ ;0)

Reviewed by Ron http://authorsden.com/noslexa (Reader)
Reviewed on March 15, 2002
Roast beef is always better the second time around. I wish this silly whatever; could figure out if I'm a visitor, or an author, or a reader. Don't get me too lying? Anyway good, great, and wonderful imagination you have Jo.

Reviewed by Sharron Tyrrell
Reviewed on March 15, 2002
ahhhhhh ... leftovers ... a challenge to the mind ... what shall I do with this bit of roast beef :) good one Jo ...

Reviewed by Robert JudeAce
Reviewed on March 15, 2002
cool poem... well written...

Reviewed by Debbie Tipton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 14, 2002
Ah leftovers.

Reviewed by Debbie Tipton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 14, 2002
good food often come from left overs. want some recipes?

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 14, 2002
Jo's kitchen is hummin with leftoever laughter...;-)lol

Reviewed by Karyn Hughes (Reader)
Reviewed on March 14, 2002
mold is acceptable, as long as it's fresh mold!

Reviewed by Florence Fry (Reader)
Reviewed on March 14, 2002
Excellent. This one is for keeping :)

Reviewed by Charles D.
Reviewed on March 14, 2002
I love it!

Reviewed by J John (Reader)
Reviewed on March 14, 2002
:-/ not much for mould myself :) enjoyed

Reviewed by angel michael (Reader)
Reviewed on March 14, 2002
hahaha,well as much as I love leftovers and am a man.....I have to halt my hunger at mold

~~michael~~


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