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You can scratch your balls when you get old.
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living life....
you must live life before it is gone love marriage kids, and doing the right thing. no hanging out with friends, no solitude for you, helping the wife, who is helping your life! you can scratch your balls when you get old you can scratch them all day and night you can rub them when your pants are too tight you can scratch your balls, you don't have to be old you can cup them too when they get cold you can fart and scratch, it can't be wrong you can scratch and fart all the ding day long... so do it now, make time for your life, or you could loose, your lovely wife...

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Reviews of "You can scratch your balls when you get old."

Reviewed by Michael Kersting

Reviewed on August 30, 2004

Yes ! I ofeten scratch my balls and wonder what life's all about !...Great write!

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya

Reviewed on July 3, 2003

This is sensational write...superb!!!

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)

Reviewed on July 3, 2003

Oh my lawdy this is a darn good humorous one...lol!!!!
~Nikki~

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on July 2, 2003

hysterical! glad to see you post ;)

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on July 2, 2003

Yes my Ballzzzzzz need at lot of attention, but I'm living my life too. Funny one Jeanette. Made me laugh out loud.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on July 2, 2003

Hahahaha!!!!!....LOL!!!!!..... This was really hilarious indeed!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)

Reviewed by ya mama (Reader)

Reviewed on July 2, 2003

now what did i do with that back scratcher?

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on July 2, 2003

(((jeanette)))

a great author uses a hook to capture his or her writers...you've done this twice: in the title, and by this creative write

i was not disappointed in the least...absolutely hysterical! well done!

i'm still laughing...thanks for my grins for the day

and ain't it the truth

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

men scratchin at theyselves all day LOLOLOLOL they must be gettin old LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Maria Lupinacci

Reviewed on July 2, 2003

ROFLMAO!! This was so good! I had to click on it from the title, and I was not disappointed! Still laughing!

Hugs,
Maria

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on July 2, 2003

Hilarious. Love it

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on July 2, 2003

This was great, I loved it!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Melissa Rives

Reviewed on July 2, 2003

LOL...marriage just brings out the best in us doesn't it? :)

Reviewed by Londis Carpenter

Reviewed on July 2, 2003

Laughing with tears in my eyes. (wait a min. I got to scratch).

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