Forgive me...these two second writes are the best I can do right now. For the next three days my youngest grandchild will be attached to my backside...so image the work I will not be getting done LOL
My I will have to become the "Time Bandit" to finish anything. LOL
Will read when possible. Hugs, Trish.
Today as I turned on my computer screen
A silly little man was there, looking mean
He was punching keys and cursing a storm
So I just hugged him and made him warm.
Seems the computer was not acting right
And it was making him feel a tad uptight
So, I smiled, winked, suggesting we might
But darn that man, he wanted to still fight.
First pressing down one key and then another
I asked him, why, why would he even bother
Shrugging his shoulders, he turned and smiled
Saying he loved to see me looking really riled.
A quick playful slap upside his thick head
And soon we was a rollin’ around in bed…
But that’s another story, not for your eyes
Cause we is pretty pink when we is shys.
My computer won't defragment, do the little guy be doing this to me? Do you know what I can do?
Cute write, hope the little guy takes a long nap.
Lurve ya, young lady.....
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
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(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
i have missed you--and your clever writes (as this one is)--BRAVA!
(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
glad to be reading you again
Well you certainly had me rolling around laughing, this was indeed a very humorous write. Last stanza was even funnier. Thanks for this great poem.
warm hugs
Elga
have fun with your grandchild, she probably
has to take care of you;-)
Love Tinka
May Lu a.k.a. Sandie May Angel
Cute write, hope the little guy takes a long nap.
Lurve ya, young lady.....