I took the dust bunnies on vacation the other day
to show them the sights and places I used to play
They had fun seeing all the sights there
Laughing and playing without a care
They saw the airport, eyes wide with delight
watching the big airplanes take off into flight
Everyone had a small suitcase
filled with candies and gum to taste
They saw the conveyor and all took rides
while the X-ray machine peeked in on their insides
In lines of two they hopped down the plane's aisles
Laughing and giggling, their faces in smiles
They smiled and laughed when we took to the air
Higher than the clouds was a thrill beyond compare
They got to see the pilot buisy doing pilot things
and each got a small pair of plastic airline wings
When we landed smiles brightened each face
when each realised we were in a new place
We all went down to look and see
and there was my sister looking for me
She greeted us all with hugs all around
while we waited for our bags to soon come down
with bags in hand we all went away
to see Mom and Dad and the place I did play
The vacation was fun with Mom , Dad and Sis
when I got there I could tell that I was missed
Although we were weary from traveling the miles
we stayed up late sharing laughter and smiles
Before I knew it the whole week was gone
and much too soon it was time for us to go home
With hugs for all and kisses goodbye
back on the plane and again we did fly
The dust bunnies now know where I once did play
once upon a time, in a land far away
There they saw my Mom , Dad and Sis
There they saw the family I miss
And in the place so far away
I think of my family every day
I know they are right here, in my heart
miles away, but never apart
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.