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Perils of Living In a Shoe
by SilverCeltic Moon → (All Poetry by SilverCeltic Moon)
  
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There was a young woman who lives in a shoe.
She has so many men; she doesn't know what to do!

She's pooped, wrung out - majorly tired!
If another woman showed up, she was definitely hired!

All day, all night, they constantly clamored
She has such a headache from being so thoroughly hammered.

What should she do? What help should she seek?
The thought of going one more day like this...made her feel weak.

Where could she go? Where could she flee?
What's the moral of this story?

Too much fun can be bad for you...
But, honestly, how many of us has this happened to?


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 Reviews of "Perils of Living In a Shoe"
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 21, 2002
Thanks for the laugh! Seems many of us are in funny moods today :-)

Reviewed by Sanil nath (Reader)
Reviewed on June 21, 2002
wow .. good story ..

Nice to read one like this .. keeep urself great ..

With Regards
Sanil

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on June 21, 2002
Great write. Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on June 20, 2002
A new way of seeing this nursery rhyme...good humourous write!

Reviewed on June 20, 2002
great job
hugs a lot
krissy


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