Got up this mornin
‘bout half pass five.
Thanked the good Lord
I was still alive.
Sat on the porch,
coffee in hand
a listenin to the sounds
of natures own band.
Crickets were fiddlin
while the birds got in tune,
dogs in the distance
was howlin at the moon.
Now I heard a lit’le shuffle
neath the porch, figur’d
t’was a coon, nuthin much.
Them roosters was start’n
their cock-a-doodle-do,
so now t’was soundn
more like a zoo.
But thas alrite,
I says to myself
watchin the sun
akissin the dew,
as ole Bess, the cow,
came out with a moo.
I knowed deep down
t’was meant to be
as I sipped the last
of that hot coffee.
The Lord knows how
to start a day.
Now its up to me
to get on my way.
So I say a “Howdy”
to all God’s critters,
thanked the Lord again
for the day and
ambled off to earn my pay.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer