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I Have Enough Problems!
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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I am feeling great, not depressed, this just came to me in my insane brain and I had to share. This is supposed to be funny guys? I HAVE NO PROBLEMS...So don't worry about my sanity its no worse than it usually is. PLEASE!

NOW IT'S PROBABLY NOT FUNNY SINCE I EXPLAINED IT. OH WELL, ANOTHER HOLE IN THE GROUND.


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I Have Enough Problems!
 
Someone said, “take time to smell the flowers and a rose.”
But as I was smelling them, a bee stung me on the nose.
So no thank you. this saying’s not for me, I’ll just pass it by.
And hope I can skip through life and get through it if I try.
 
Again someone said to me, “Take a pill you’ll feel better.”
So I took that pill,  I was allergic, spent weeks under the weather.
So I'll just suffer thank you, next time I’ll try to take the pain.
And trust I can do it alone and won’t drive anyone totally insane.

 Someone also said, “Only God can make a tree.”
But as I was standing under one, a bird pooped on me.
So although I love those sayings, please let them be.
For I have enough problems and they didn’t work for me!
 
 Written by,
Bonnie May

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "I Have Enough Problems!"
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
So cute a write, Made ma smile and I really enjoyed it. I am glad you are o.k. and doing great. Thinking of funny things makes my day too. Keep on with those cheefful writes. They will get you everywhere.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 19, 2008
But being pooped on by a bird, is a sign of Good Luck! (I always tell my wife that since it happens to her, a lot.)

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on September 19, 2008
This was a SMILE-MAKER from beginning to end! HUGS! to you, Sugar! SC

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 18, 2008
Cute rant filled with such never ending energy. God bless...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on September 18, 2008
Bonnie.. this was truly CUTEEEEEEE.... needed this one.... and golly our lives sure run in the same crazy circles..... birds poop on me too...out of nowhere!!! that should say something.... hehe...
lindalaw

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 18, 2008
You make me chuckle. Let me add another one "haste makes waste" - yup, yup, more work so why try and hurry to get things done. My kind of thinking, my dear.

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed on September 18, 2008
Delightful write, Bonnie; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by David Delaney
Reviewed on September 18, 2008
Bonnie, I so enjoyed the giggle that came with your poem, well done.

Dave.

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on September 18, 2008
I just love your sense of humor in your poems.This is hilarious.You always put a smile or a laugh on a readers face including mine.Keep up the good work and take care of yourself

Edwin

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 18, 2008
Better a field of corn, than a china shop...& it was still funny...ed

Reviewed on September 18, 2008
Bonnie,

You are a mess. Always looking up. Thanks for my laugh for the day, well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on September 18, 2008
Ok, Bonnie May. And whatever you do, don't take the bull by the horns.
-gene.

Reviewed on September 18, 2008
Bonnie,

That was so hilarious, my laughter was probably confusing the people around me. This was absolutely terrific!

Mary


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