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Dr. Bonnie Tries Surgery
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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What do they say about "What Goes Around...This is for you Ed.

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Dr. Bonnie Tries Surgery
 
Dr. Bonnie took her still and hid it outside in the back.
She decided to learn surgery, a skill she sadly lacked.
But she needed a volunteer, one who’s usually high.
For no one in their right mind would ever let her try.
 
So one day Ed came along for his usual drink from her still.
Dr. Bonnie slipped him a mickey in the form of a little pill.
So she had him where she wanted him, passed out in a chair.
That’s when Dr. Bonnie started surgery, right then and there.
 
She cut a big slice in his tummy first, to see what he had consumed.
She saw some poetry, some worry, and Rufuz’s treats all entombed.
Next she checked his mammoth heart to see what she could see.
What she saw totally amazed her; it was all his friends from AD.
 
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Dr. Bonnie
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 Reviews of "Dr. Bonnie Tries Surgery"
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Hilarious!! LOL
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
So that's why my brother speaks with a soprano falsetto?

Ed the Elder
Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
This is such a cute and kind-hearted poem.I enjoy reading it,take care

Edwin
Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
How many mickeys were there and who all got one? You sure you didn't? :)
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
Cute absolutely cute to do this for Ed and Rufuz. You gained some over him, you can come back as strong as he can give. I hope he realizes this. He is a great actor and a great comical person. Too bad he cannot get a job as a clown. He'd do great. I do adore his writes though about Rufuz and himself. He is a great person too.
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
Cute bonnie and how awfully crafty of you....

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
Wonderful, Bonnie!!!

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
This is so darling.... wish I were close enough....not for the surgery tho... hehe.... :-))) lindalaw
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
Oh my Bonnie,aren't you the sweetest thing! You now have 2 friends for life,Ed and Rufuz! Wonderful warm write!;-)...ET
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
Awwwwwwwwwww, Bonnie, how cute! And you didn't even have a license! Hopefully, Ed survived. :) We'll know if he posts a poem or not. LOL Well done, Dr. Bonnie.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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