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Dr. Bonnie’s Dilemma
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The balls in your court ED...to bad your dead!


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Dr. Bonnie’s Dilemma
 
Yes, as you’ve all heard I lost Ed during his lobotomy operation.
He made it through the tummy and heart op and I felt such elation.
But when I got into that crazy head of his, I lost my way around.
For I could find nothing in the right place, no brain was ever found.
 
I knew I was going to get blamed for this, so I had to dig a hole.
That’s where I shoved his body, and my nerves finally took its toll.
 I’ll claim insanity, no one will argue with that, they all know it’s true .
Everyone here knows about my crazy antics, so insanity will have to do.
 
But as I was shoveling the last bit of dirt on Ed’s body underneath me.
His hand reached up and grabbed my leg and made a true case for insanity.
 
Written by,
Bonnie May

 

 


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 Reviews of "Dr. Bonnie’s Dilemma"
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Funny!! LOL

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
I can't see no balls anywhere...whatayoudone???! ! ! ! !

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
Lol very funny.Take care

Edwin

Reviewed by Jeff Mason
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
I am ROLLING ON THE FLOOR! You knocked this out of the park!!! -- Jeff

Reviewed by Darryn Murphy
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
Great poem :) I loved it

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
Ha! Great laugh, thanks. Write more of these!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
Thank you for sharing your humor, Bonnie. Love and best wishes to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
OMG....I am really glad I certainly dont see this when I'm in surgery LOL..RUN ED RUN FOR THE HILLS...(GIGGLES) cute real cute sweet lady...almost peed my pants reading this LOL....Hugs ....and that picture ...oh myyyy

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
Hahaha!!!!! You guys are insane!!!!! I enjoyed this!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on September 24, 2008
This reminds me of the "Tell Tale Heart," by Edgar (Ed?!?) Allen Poe. If a cold, stiff hand reached out and grabbed my ankle ... they'd have to bury me next to Ed M (God rest his soul). LOL And the serve is over the net, what will Ed do? Well done, Bonnie!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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