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Dr. Bonnie’s Getting Excited About Fee’s Party
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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You can't keep the good Doc down!


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Dr. Bonnie’s Getting Excited About Fee’s Party
 
After Dr. Bonnie tangled with the Jersey Devil at the Ed’s estate, she became very ill.
Having no memory of the incident and no plan on what she needed or what kind of pill.
 
“Oh these blackouts are getting worse,” she thought as she washed her dirty dishes.
Dr. Bonnie tried everything to escape from this affliction, even tried some wishes.
Not a thing was working, not the whacky weed nor anything else she had tried.
Not remembering anything the wolf in her had done, left her angry and fit to be tide.
 
“Where did all this sushi come from?” she thought as she wrapped it & put it away.
“One of my broom swingin friends must have brought it over some time yesterday.”
 “Boy, this would be great to take to Fee’s party, he told me to bring a dish.”
“And I know for certain everybody that’s going, loves meat and fish.”
 
“That’s it, that’s what I’ll take, I must find out who I should thank.”
“It’s such an extravagant gift, for me the cost would have broke my bank.”
I woke up with a rash, kind of like the scaly skin of a reptile on my behind.
It must be an allergy from something I ate; I tried every lotion I could find.
 
“I sure miss my best friend Ed; I really grew to like him so.”
“How could he turn against me like that, how could he just go?”
“Sure I did whack his elder brother Ed but it only left a tiny bump.”
“That’s no reason to get so mad or put our friendship in the dump.”
 
“The Elder Ed told me about clones that Pee Wee makes in his yard.”
“I don’t believe a word of that; he’s such an old tub of lard.”
“If he was going to make anything it certainly wouldn’t be another ED.”
“It was a big mistake to make the first one, oh well, enough said.”
 
“Maybe I’ll see Ed at Fee’s party and we can work things out.”
“And maybe he’ll forgive me if I bring happy pills for his gout.”
“But I will never ever lower myself to apologize to that elder mean old coot.”
“So if that’s what Ed expects of me, he can just bend over and toot!”
 
Written by,
Bonnie May
 
 
 

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Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 16, 2008
diplomacy has been breached it seems -- now for a plan of attack to make amends -- good Ed story Dr. Bonnie -- peace to you - JMW

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on October 12, 2008
Bonnie:

You are certainly cooking up this story. Very interesting read indeed!!! I'm so glad you guys are having so much fun!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 12, 2008
“The Elder Ed told me about clones that Pee Wee makes in his yard.”
“I don’t believe a word of that; he’s such an old tub of lard.”
“If he was going to make anything it certainly wouldn’t be another ED.”

Alas, you have much to learn about the Ancient Eds;
I make Ed clones all the day and night, even in bed.

"Many Eds Are Better Than One" - From The Ancient Book of Ed

Pee Wee

Reviewed by KJ McPhee
Reviewed on October 12, 2008
There's such fun and love of words in your poetry, Bonnie. A real treat! A poem a day keeps the doctor away! :-)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 12, 2008
So I see that our good doc is herself again, the lovable old rag that is a pain in more parts than one, if we meet I will bed over and she will regret of have asked for it, Mexican chilli beans are delightful mixed with Brussels sprouts.

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on October 11, 2008
My doctor told me last week, "The doctor who is his own patient has a fool for a patient" or something like that. Dr. Bonnie, you did the right thing by going to a different doctor. Glad you're improving, and I'll keep talking to the Great Physician about you.

Love, Connie

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 11, 2008
Oh this party just promises to get better and better...see you soon Bonnie.
fee

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 11, 2008
You don't want Ed to bend over and toot,
As it might kill too many, the odor overwhelming,
Better for Ed to just remain for now mute...e

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 11, 2008
Way to go, girl! Delightful write. Love and best wishes to you,

Regis

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 11, 2008
Bonnie this is a hoot n a holler, I enjoyed!
Tangling with the ED brothers can be chaotic
but you can handle them!;-)

luv
et

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on October 11, 2008
The thought of Dr. Bonnie getting excited is a bit frightening. I'll be at the party. I'm getting excited too. I was going as a fly but that isn't going to work. So I'm back to the drawing board. Maybe Superfly? Hehehe...Love the poem. Liz

Reviewed on October 11, 2008
LOL, Bonnie, glad you're feeling some better. Continue to improve, and that's Dr. Dorman's orders. No charge. LOL Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on October 11, 2008
LOL this is rich Doc! ;)

Reviewed on October 11, 2008
Even when sick, she can write 'em!! Good on you, Doc!! Not good when the DOCTOR is the one who's sick!! Poor baby; I hope you feel better very soon! You are in my prayers, (((Sweetheart)))!

(((Long distance hugs))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :) XOXOXOXO

Cute write!


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