Now Take Me Home!
Two days ago still sick and with a raging fever, I decided I needed ink.
I guess I could have waited a little longer but my brain was on the blink.
So my granddaughter drove me to Office Depot where I should have stayed in the car.
But no not me, I had to get out and caused a scene because I didn’t get too far.
As I was swingin around to exit, my foot caught in the strap of my purse.
There I laid all spread out in the parking lot like a deflated balloon that burst.
My granddaughter, Jordan was in total shock as she got out of her seat.
People came from all around trying to help this old lady to her feet.
“Gosh Grandma, I can’t take you anywhere without you scaring me out of my mind.”
“Well, sorry about that,” I said, “now take me home, my printer’s gonna be fine.”
Written by,
Bonnie May
Oh Bonnie I am laughing with you-not at you?
CarolHawks
Georg
Love and Cuddles
Edwin
hugs
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Perhaps you should learn to listen to people! I absolutely loved this. And do you know why? Been there, done that! Beautiful
Mary
Hope you are doing better, your poem is a great read.
I had the same experience. I once bought a nice glass pitcher in Canadian Tire, and carried it out to the parking lot, but soon as I stepped out of the store I slipped and fell, and the pitcher broke. Luckily, the broken glass didn't get me. So I went into Canadian Tire, told them what just happened, and they replaced me with another new one.
The accident could have been worse. We should each count our blessings.
Sandie Angel :o)
(((HUGS))) love and prayer, Karla.
And if it had been ME that fell, Karen would have busted a gut laughing ...
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D