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Give Me a Little Kissy Poo
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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How long will you wait. I think this one waited a little too long.

This little lady above was supposed to open her mouth and worms were to crawl out. Can't get her to work. Anybody know how to get her to work?


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Give Me a Little Kissy Poo
 
What da ya say huh sweetie, now give me a little kissy poo?
I have waited so long my honeybun, just being patient for you.
All through our childhood, teenage years and all your six ugly wives.
I promised I’d patiently wait for you until all of them finally dies.
 
So now here I am at 103 still waiting and wanting that kiss.
I can’t see too good no more but I have lipstick on my lips.
Now kiss me quick before I croak so my life will be complete.
SO pucker up my sweetie and I’ll give ya one heck of a treat!
 
Written by,
Bonnie May

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Give Me a Little Kissy Poo"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 28, 2008
he can have all of her kisses he wants -- I refuse to accept mine -- sorry, but yuk! -- cute -- peace dear lady -- JMW

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
oooh--i don't think so!!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Not if you don't floss those empty gums first! ! !

Georg (the Elder)


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Don't listen to that old Jersey Devil - bring a few flies to feed to him at Freaky Fee's Halloween Bash - and you'll get that kiss!

Reviewed on October 25, 2008
Ahhh, I Love the humor all over this Bonnie!
A definite hoot!
STay Well and Happy! and WRITE ON!
Many WARM and Happy Blessings, Warrior Lady Purple Sheexooo

STay Positive!

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on October 25, 2008
LOL this is too funny,Bonnie you are simply irrestible :-),take care

Edwin

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 25, 2008
Cute Bonnie but I only had three ex wifes. lol
hugs
Fee

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 25, 2008
Oh yuk... this ole shriveled up thing is gross.... no wonder she never got that kissy poo.... eeooow..... lindalaw

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 25, 2008
If thats you Bonnie, you won't be ever kissin' me...lol, ed

Reviewed on October 25, 2008
Don't kiss ME, Bonnie!! LOL KIDDING! Hilarious write; very well done! Enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *Don't have Karla's Krud; don't plan on catchin' it!!* LOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry
Reviewed on October 25, 2008
heh...i like southern comfort's snow on the roof but the furnace is workin adage

very entertaining, high five

thank you, ~D.

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on October 25, 2008
There may be snow on the roof, but the furnace is workin fine! Younguns and olduns alike all needs a kissy poo! You are a cute hoot!
LOVE! SC

Reviewed on October 25, 2008
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too funny: don't think you want a kissy poo, else you'll recatch the cold I've got. :) Love it, Bonnie, and YOU!

(((HUGS - long distance, of course))), Karla.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 25, 2008
You're never to old to share a kiss but for God's sake don't wait that long, grab the guy and lay one on his lips now. He He


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