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Thanks for the Bash Fee!
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Even with a headache from Fee's Party I had to say thanks.


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Thanks for the Party Fee!
 
O’ what a headache I have, first the drive to Fee’s then the punch.
I was so car sick by the time we got there I even lost my lunch.
Fee had a huge food bar there but wasn’t sure what anything was.
Something’s barked, something’s snapped and something’s even buzzed.
 
However, what an exciting amazing party with anticipation all around.
Fee was taken to the hospital with all the paraphernalia the police had found.
They discovered all Ed’s stash hidden in one of Dr. Bonnie’s deep dark holes.
Even Ed the Elder was searched until they found all his lost souls.
 
But Pee Wee was a totally different matter; they found biscuits for his dogs.
They were crammed and jammed tightly in his pockets along with plenty frogs.
The police decided, to take Fee to jail for awhile to see if he would betray,
Those weirdo’s at the Halloween party, especially the dragon of green & gray.
 
So thank you Fee for the invitation for an exciting night of fright.
But driving on our way home again, will be my fright of the night.
 
Love and hugs,
Bonnie May
 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Thanks for the Bash Fee!"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 2, 2008
Driving the car home I hope hubby bucled up the new Ed's new for "Driver's Safety Belt" ! ! !

Edvard the Elder


Reviewed by KJ McPhee
Reviewed on November 2, 2008
Good Hallowe'en offering. Nothing like it to bring out the ghouls and hobgoblins - a Monster Bash of a poem, Bonnie!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 2, 2008
I was so car sick by the time we got there, I even lost my lunch.

And the Jersey Devil thanks you for that; he was mighty hungry by the time we got there and he didn't care for those Canadian flies Freaky Fee had on the gourmet table!

Reviewed on November 1, 2008
Sorry I missed the party, but glad to be writing this review nonetheless, thank you Bonnie for your loving support
In Christs Love
Michelle~

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
It was a wild and fun party. I'm glad I came too!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
ya'll were all wild and wooley heathens... he he.... lindalaw

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
lol. Great fun. Liz

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
...as always funny with a hint of bizarre...ed

Reviewed on November 1, 2008
Funny write, Bonnie; and I see Fee Fee recovered enough to leave a warm review! LOL That's good!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. ;D

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
You are most welcome you and the good Dr. Bonnie were a welcome addition to this years party...
hugs
Fee


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