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Dear Sue and ED
by Tracey L Hardie → (All Poetry by Tracey L Hardie)
  
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Im beginning to feel left out,
wondering if I’ll be asked to the prom.
Guess not, the same old thing….

(strumming my fingers lost to thoughts)

“what if”

(damn those two fucking words again !!!!)

mmmmm .. another thought comes to mind,
should I ? mmmmmmmm
wonder if ……mmmmmmm

(yes .. do it .. ask .. ask!!!!!!!!)

Throwing my head back .. laughing,
there she goes again… devious bitch!!!!

(yes .. ask….. ask.. you know you deep
inside.. you want this!!!!!)

I wonder how they will react???????
Will they think that I have gone mad????
Will they just laugh?????

(Hey bitch .. just ask!!!!!!!!!!! Geez!!!!!!
You know ……JUST DO IT!!!)

Ok ….ok…here goes…..

Dear Sue and Ed

I was wondering if you guys wanted
to throw all caution to the wind….
mmmmmmmmm
maybe that’s not the right approach

(Would you like me to ask? Geez!!!!)

I was wondering …

Yeah you better ask.. Im just going to screw
this up too…..

( Dear Sue and Ed

I think that a prom night should be
the most memorable night of our life’s
So lets break traditions
and throw caution to the wind….
let’s go as a threesome…)

Now Ed.. don’t faint…
Im sure you can handle two women at once..
if not don’t worry.. I am sure Sue and I
will ease your fears…. Damn did I just say that?

(Well are you two game????? Or should I say you four???)

(Hey Dempsey… if Im rejected.. will you be my date?
Under the table at this point sounds good!!!!!!)

(If not… I will understand…
I am sure B.O.B. is still around.)

Rolling my eyes… good grief!!!!!

(No!!!!! battery operated boyfriends are good relief!!!!!!!!!)



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 Reviews of "Dear Sue and ED"
Reviewed by Sharron Tyrrell
Reviewed on June 6, 2002
smile .. the prom huh ... I don't have a thing to wear ...

Reviewed by Sharon Williamson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 5, 2002
This has turned out to be so funny. I love it when I see people having this much fun.
Great write my friend,
Sharon;0
I love the B.O.B. thing too ...lol

Reviewed by Energy Shifter (Reader)
Reviewed on June 5, 2002
Sounds delectable to me

Reviewed by Masarat Daud (Reader)
Reviewed on June 5, 2002
LOL!!!! This is so frigin hillllarious! I think this idea is good --> battery operated boyfriends are good relief!!!!!!!!

LOL!!

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on June 5, 2002
What the?????????????????????????? Oh, I forgot...the Prom thingy...people get desperate as the time draws near.
This is a good time to turn around and sneak out quietly. It is really creepy when all eyes turn to you.

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on June 5, 2002
Well gals i am with you..
For no one has asked me
to the prom as well...

I shall hold on for a
few more days..
If still not asked, then
they can just go to hell.

"Maybe...Just maybe" Someone will still ask
me,
to accompany him to prom date night...

I shall hold my breath
I shall wait and see.
If not asked, that's
quite alright by me...

I am with Janet on
this one.
If not asked we'll
crash the party...
And HA, In doing so
we will have so much fun....

Reviewed by Ed Lupinacci (Reader)
Reviewed on June 5, 2002
Oh my Whats A nice guy to do
do I let Racey Tracey with Me and Sue
Maybe I should she probably is lonely and needs the company.
(Oh brother Here Ed take this quart of vodka and call me in the morning. Well make that afternoon as I will be out partying my ass off with 2 women maybe 3 --Geez and I thought Tony Nelson was a dork I know what wish jeannie could have fulfilled)


Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on June 5, 2002
i can't speak for ed (yet) but as for me, it sounds like a blast. your other and my other can recite bible verses while you and i have a ball with eddie baby and they will never notice. the more the merrier...its a party

Reviewed by Janet Caldwell
Reviewed on June 5, 2002
Well. lets see, Jen, you, Scada and I have no date. Hmmm, what do you say that we crash the party? lol I'm gonna cry too.

Janet xoxoxo

Reviewed by D. Enise
Reviewed on June 5, 2002
Ohhhhhhh Tracie, I have no date either! *Pout*...
LOL.Scada.. Hmmmmmmmmmm steal a date?
This Prom Saga" could turn into something "Really" interesting! lol
~Jen

Reviewed by Scada (Reader)
Reviewed on June 5, 2002
Awwww Tracie, no one's asked me either. I think I'm going to cry... or at the least try to steal someone else's date... *grin*.

Scada


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