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Shopping for the Prom -Guess Who I Saw
by Tracey L Hardie → (All Poetry by Tracey L Hardie)
  
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Shopping for the Prom -Guess Who I Saw

Well I think they took us serious
Now what will we wear….
Hmmmmmm

(I hope to God we go shopping!!!
She’s not expecting me to wear
Those rags!!!!! Ewwwwww!!!!)

I hear you damn it,”shut up”… will you,
Geezzzzzzzzzzzz…ok, ok, ok…shut up
I will take you to the mall….
but
Pleasssssssssssssssseeeeeeeee behave!!!!

(hehehehe… I win again… gotta love it!!)

2 hours later
still scanning through the rack..

Pink.. think I will look pretty in pink?
I think Ed will love the pink one..
So lady like…..

(oh my God, you gotta be kidding..
black .. or .. that sexy red dress.. you know…
the one desire will just die for..)

Now look here missy ..
This is a prom!!!!!
Not the 9th street ave. corner....
You know.. where sluts hang out
Yeah…. I know all about you…

The pink dress it is..

(well lets make a deal.. you pick the dress
and I will choose what goes under it…. Deal?)

hmmm cant see any harm in that .. deal.

( Yesss… Fredricks of Hollywood….
here we cummmmm….
Let see garder belt, silk stockings,
Yeap, that will do.. we are done..)

What do you mean we are done?
Where the hell is the rest??????
Ohhhhh you gotta be kidding ….???

(Damn, I did forget something..
excuse me!!!!!!
Where is the erotic oil
and lickable lotions?)

Rolling my eyes… what the hell,
Who’s going to know anyway…
Ok, now we need shoes.

OH MY GOD!!!!!
Is that Sue????????????
OH MY GOD!!!!!!
SHE’S MOANING…
WHAT THE HECK??????

(LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
GO… SUE … GO.. )

OH MY GOD…..
Is that ED?????
WHERE THE HECK IS HE GOING!!!!
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON????

(Damn are you dumb or what???
What the fuck do you think is going on?
Laughing my ass off.. he thinks…
Oh.. this is just too fucking funny .. )

You would find this funny
You sick bitch …
What should we do???

(Lets leave.. and cum back later..
I wont mind have my toes
Manicured …. Heheheehe)


Damn it…. she wins again…

(Dont I always!!!!!!!)


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 Reviews of "Shopping for the Prom -Guess Who I Saw"
Reviewed by Masarat Daud (Reader)
Reviewed on June 7, 2002
LOLOLOLLLL!!!

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on June 6, 2002
I'm a Westerner...not from the South...but I won't hold it against you because I loved this anyway

Reviewed by T Cloth (Reader)
Reviewed on June 6, 2002
Another night filled with prom-ise... ;-)

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on June 6, 2002
hahaha i've been laughing reading allthese post about the prom.....i've been away far too long lmao!!!

Reviewed on June 6, 2002
OMG...LMAO. i am so glad you guys didn't see me back by the ummm, toys. hee hee.
hugs
krissy

Reviewed by Scada (Reader)
Reviewed on June 6, 2002
LMAOOOOOO!!! This just keeps getting funnier and funnier. Whether or not I go to the prom... I'm REALLY thinking I need some shoes.

Scada

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on June 6, 2002
tracey we think alike...you could have stopped the whole embarrassing thing and you didn't...you are so bad, i would have done the same thing. we ladies from the south rule! sorry sis, south Canada too


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