I went to the doctor the other day,
"Could you help me out?"
I said .

He looked at me kind of strange,
as I kicked the ball up on to my head .

"Tell me what is your problem ?"
he said looking a little eratic .

I replied,
"Well Doc, the truth is I think I'm a football fanatic ."

I headed the ball up against the wall and then did a body swerve .

The doctor smiled and said,
"How's your dribbling and can you make the ball curve ?"

I replied .
"It's like the ball's attatched to me on an elastic . "

He smiled and said ,
"I'm afraid there's no cure for a foorball fanatic .

Take some football twice a day on the TV and avoid the static ."

So I thanked him for his help and joined a team where I thought I might fit .

By Paul McCann