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The Tragic Trampoline
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Two girls on a trampoline,
All day long they Jumped and screamed .
Like two foghorns in a bin ,
These two girls made such a din .
Sometimes people break the law.
Break a leg or break a jaw .
I’ll break the news to you all ,
Two unbalanced girls did fall .
Two went up and one came down .
Up in a tree one was found .
The other fell on my fence .
Landed at her own expense .
Its sad but I must announce,
Bodies are not made to bounce .

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 Reviews of "The Tragic Trampoline"
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on January 19, 2004
Hmmm...if these "girls" sounded like foghorns, they may have been bouncing too fast for you to see their 5 o'clock shadow.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 19, 2004
I would hope they learned their lesson well!

Reviewed on January 19, 2004
Thought-provoking piece.

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)


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