I stood on a beach one day I decide to pick up a seashell I put it against my ear , I listened carefully to it .

' Put me down or I'll tell big brother on you .' I did .

 Next I kept walking I decided too pick up another seashell and put that against my ear to see if I can hear anything .' No rooms for rent here .'

I gave it one more try and continued walking I saw a pretty seashell and pick it up ' Yankees 7 Red Sox 2. The Detroit Lions are the team to beat this year and if you believe that I have three cents you can put on stock .'

I did ,do you know I became the first one on my block to have seashells for sale worth only two and a half cents .

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