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Think before You Act
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Bubblegum is nice so is honey and rice .

 Sodas are fun to drink just not to much .Just not to much .Read.

Read labels before you eat and nothing should go wrong .Read.

Just because others that are doing doesn't mean doesn't mean you have too.

I think peanuts are sweets and so are plumes .Read the labels .

But if you want to get fat chew on your date or spouse at least they're low in fat .

You'll be thin.

Read the labels it's always wise and it's safe to be sure.Read.

 You won't have any complaints I bet .Read the labels.

Think before you act that's always a sure bet .Read .

And you'll be ninety-nine years old and the second oldest person alive .

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