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Backward Talking-single story
by Richard J Kallao → (All Poetry by Richard J Kallao)
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this is an example of a bad story when
you stay up late at night.............

' Speak .'

' Aright I'm trying ot , but I ate some sweets I on wnok that era they .'

' Speak or I'll you in contempt .'

' I'm trying ess I nat , here try some .' I handed the judge what I ate he too started speaking jibberish .

' ees what I neam .'

' case dis,or ouy wonk thaw I mean,' he stood using his gavel and told everyone to leave the best he could .

He then told me get some help and I did someone was planting these in stores everywhere everyone was started to speak like they were still babies .

' The sweets wear off in time but no one knew exactly what happened or why ? I told my wife who still looked ay me with concerned . I told her not to worry I was better ,' Then why are talking like your son instead ? '

' Goo Goo .'

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Reviewed by Stephen Cherring
Reviewed on September 5, 2009
pretty good item' naw i soy it mus be well dun my laddie diddnee?
keep wring.


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