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If I had
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this is a take of a song I use to like,If I had A Hammer.
 

If I had a nail I would go build something all over this land
If I had a hanmer I hammer out love and peace to everyone.

All over this land,if I had a ladder I climb up it and get the kitten
out of the tree,I use that laddder to see across the sea If I had
a hammer I hammer out justice and might make everything right .

If I had a nail I buil a spaceship and go back to the Moon to fly
around again from place to place .
If I had a nail I make a front
door that wouldn't slam in my face .

If I had a hammer I hammer out death and taxes and no more
Presidential debate .If I had a nail I would nail shut all the doors
to the nuclear missiles so they wouldn't end it all, If I had.

But make sure if you have a hammer and nail your thumb is not
in the way because the only thing you'll be hammering is pain
and a doctor's bill of 999.99 cents for your sore thumb If I had .

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