Grandpa wheres your teeth? If I also hear that too one more time I'll scream, grandpa don't chew your gums in front of your grandchildren. Thats all I got left are my gums.My gums,ben gay and you too . Getting old aint so bad,no teeth you to dont have to then to worry about flossing or brushing,I found a dime under my pillow when my last tooth fell out . Grandpa where are your teeth? Grandma is using them she then  lost hers last time I then caught her kissing  the  mailman her teeth are probably in Africa right now. Grandpa where are your teeth? The worst thing about forgetting you have no teeth when you in fact start chewing bubblegum and  you start talking . Grandpa where are your teeth.