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Happy New Year and God Bless Everyone.because if we don't,who will ?
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 What do you do to end the year,
some go to parties and get drunk,
others Stay home and do the same

Some stay home and watch the
ball drop from New York, others
go out and just be with friends we
do not know what they do or do 
we want to either.

I know I stay home because I
know thats where I'm safe I got
my tv on and internet working
I watch the Twilight Zone on the
sci fi channel,then have sex and
watch Jerry Springer marathon
the only way to ring in the New
Year is by watching nude mud
wrestling or some Hillnilly fighting
over which sister they slept with.
 

Sometimes I read the Hunger
Games is the current hit on the
Bestsellers list along with how
to set up a Christmas tree in
thirty seconds or less all in all
resolutions will come and go 
I'll have a happy and good New
Year and remember to pray and
God Bless Everyone because if
we don't,who will? Amen .

 

 

 


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