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Gobble gobble its that time of year we gather around with family friends and we eat, boy do we eat.Time comes when it's someone turn to kill the bird, its turkey time again,it's turkeys yum. gobble gobble here we are waiting to eat white meat or dark. It was Uncle Elmer's turn to kill the bird, he went out as he usually does,axe in one hand gun in the other . He chased the turkey all over the yard and even fell in the pigpen even too. Suddenly the door open and it was the turkey carrying Uncle Elmer on a tray,he put it on the table in front of us and we screamed it was Uncle Elmer dressing and all,stuffed he was ready too be eating ,not to let anything go to waste we thank the Lord and the turkey left not wanting to take any chances ,not to look a gift horse in the face and since he was ready anyway,we decided too eat Uncle Elmer want not waste not as they say .Suddenly Uncle Elmer look up and as they say ,'You would,you would eat me.' He got up and with his gun he started shooting at us as the turkey stood by and watched he laughed,' Ah well no one got to choose rather they wanted dark or white meat.' Happy Thanksgiving ................................