I haven’t understood a thing I have said
Or done in the last 15 years
I seem to be speaking this language
Called middle age
And nothing in my life has prepared me
For this place I now live
Gray is not a color I would ever chose
For my hair or anything else
Where did the tied died t-shirts disappear to
Whatever happened to Jerry Garcia
Ties and ice cream??
Not the Jerry I knew and loved
My niece went to see Page and Plant in concert
Said they were just a couple of old guys
Playing the guitar
Led Zeppalin has come to this
No wonder I am so confused
Steppenwolf has been replaced by the Bare Naked Ladies
And I came home from shopping last night
With a lavender polyester blouse
And I’m scared to death