I'm just kidding here...honest

Hi, meet Suzi
Oh, you all know Sue
In all her incarnations
But Suzi is another lass altogether
She’s the one who dances on tables
Wants abandoned sex with inappropriate men
And generally wreaks havoc in our life
You’ve caught glimpses of her I’m sure
She pops out and writes a line or two
Whenever we allow
But you can see why we usually keep her down
She just doesn’t know how to behave
You noticed the ‘we’ I assume
Of course there are more of us here
But we don’t come out very often
People tend to look at you funny
And Sue just hates the blackouts
She’s a little lacking in humor at times
But we like her cause she gets in less trouble
Than the rest of us seem to
So anyway, say hello to Suzi
You’ll hear more from her I’m sure
Nothing keeps her down for long
you'll see....