My sister and I were talking last night

The twisted one of course

And we decided we have been too quiet

Not exactly in our nature I admit

So I thought I would let all of you know

That the demented, perverted, twisted siblings

Are still among the living, the breathing

The titillating, the innervating, we still

Have the situation well in hand

Or something along those lines

We are here to please, to perpetrate

To penetrate your deepest desires

Your latent, closet hidden secrets

The ones you only take out at night

When no one else is around

The ones that make your breath come faster

That make you squirm in your easy chair

We whisper in your ear that it’s okay

We understand, let us show you how easy

It can be to satisfy those strange urgings

Here, loosen up a little, we are all friends

Tell the sisters what makes your clock tick

And we’ll show you how to make time stop

At least for a little while, so tell us….

Let the sisters take it from there

We promise you won’t be sorry

We promise…..