We are decorating the office for Christmas
I can’t help it, I’m a sucker for tinsel
Add some gaudy garlands, lots of color
What’s this, strawberry ornaments
Just tacky enough to be cute
An angel with missing lights from 1984
That’s been there for a while
We laugh and wonder why we keep them
Then we laugh some more and then we know
This is exactly the reason we keep them
We have the slut sisters tree toppers
Surely these weren’t suppose to be angels
With their see thru dresses and bleached blonde hair
Brightly rouged cheeks and knowing smiles
Yep, that’s my kinda angel, I’ll use those
Does anyone want the Disney ornaments
Those were just a few years old
But not nearly as much fun as the old ones
We pass them up for a few more years
When we finish we have tacky and gaudy
Overdone and overly bright
We feel like we’ve done it right
Merry Christmas from the Tenet IS Department
Cheesy to the core, we laugh with delight
Another work day wasted and we had a ball