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Heard at Happily Single Anonymous
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All use a laugh, right? {PS: Don't tell anyone, but tomorrow's my birthday. Just sent the most wonderful daughter in the world a bouquet for being born January l8th a 'few' years back. Throwin' a cyber party and you are all invited...er, byob, acourse. Presents accepted! ;}


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Heard at Happily Single Anonymous  {OK, I was listening thru the wall.}


...Blank snapped, "I am definitely taking back my key."


 I said, "Say it again so I can tape it.  Wheeeeeeeee`!!"


 Hmmm. Sounds like your relationship is at an impasse.


...this way. Blank's blankety is blankin' grass.


 


(c) Phyllis Jean Green,  January 18, 2005


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 Reviews of "Heard at Happily Single Anonymous"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on January 22, 2005
You're a clever woman, Phyllis, with a hilarious pen!

The set-up and delivery is creative and fun... running dialogue with rhyme... be still my heart.. sigh. hehe... I love humor poetry and rhyme... lovely! katy xox.

Reviewed by Dawn Richerson
Reviewed on January 19, 2005
fun! and Happy Birthday from another January baby. :)

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on January 19, 2005
hahaha
yeah i'd like to give a toast
but i haven't any butter
a toaster neither
oh well happy birthday to you both and best wishes
BigSmiles
promise to be~have at the gathering (heehee)

Reviewed by J. Pajot
Reviewed on January 18, 2005
A joyous birthday, M'Lady. Cute write. Be well. be safe, be semi-sane (but ne'er entirely so?)

Reviewed by Marcia Duning (Reader)
Reviewed on January 18, 2005
Happy Birthday, Pod.

As for the poem............think of my smiley face blowing bubble's

Reviewed on January 18, 2005
Pea,

You're too much--love it--and have a happy day. Thanks for the invite. My gift to you is the world's biggest (((HUG)))

Love, Karla. :)

Reviewed on January 18, 2005
Phyllis,

Delightfully humorous and highly entertaining ... thanks for this wonderful write!!

Best wishes,

Robert

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 18, 2005
Thanks for the giggle!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 18, 2005
Sending flowers to the daughter and none to yourself, what a shame and I will definitely bring my own...? ED

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 18, 2005
Everyone needs a laugh!

And wishing you the best birthday ever, Phyllis - and I will certainly BYOB!

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on January 18, 2005
This is pretty funny and say Happy Birthday for me too to your daughter that is.


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