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There'll be no more santa when I get through with him!(That rat).
by Kay P M- Devenish → (All Poetry by Kay P M- Devenish)
  
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Santa Clause is in the wars


with me this Christmas time,


in fact I'm apt to think that stinkin' little grub is 'slime.'


He promises that 'If we're good we'll get the thing we ask.'


BUT last year and the years before,


I found out...THAT was FARCE!

( I'd like to kick in him in his bloomin faRce!)



What a lying lump of fat


to tell a fib like that!!


He's about to get THE WORST from me,


he can take his cards and stocking


and then SHOVE the bloody lot!


(and that includes his tinsel Christmas tree!)


I was good all through the years


I did more than my share,


but while others sang out cheers


I sang out:'This stocking's BARE!'

('Taint fair!)

Now I've had enough of it


and on that red bummed clown I spit...


(spit...spit...spit!)


Santa ,


Don't go flying past


my place this Christmas eve,


if you do,I'm GETTIN' YOU


and punchin you until you leave...


your ho ho's bound ta be


stuck upon my Christmas tree...


where everyone will see


a red-faced well placed yule time HE.


(He he he he he!...SUCH glee!)


All I ever wanted was the TRUE LOVE


that I asked for,


that was ALL I wanted every year...


but ...
now I don't want it 'no' more,

I only want an even score,


and I'll be getting even (have no fear)


Santa ...get your mitts off pal,


or else stay clear of this OLD gal


'cause I have had enough of all your crap,


The stocking that is empty


' round your fat neck will wrap,

be warned mate,


'Stay AWAY from here,'


'cause if you don't...


I'm gettin'
YOU
this year !
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 Reviews of "There'll be no more santa when I get through with him!(That rat)."
Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on February 2, 2004
LOL! This is adorable.
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on November 30, 2003
<Ducking under computer as best this old pregnant lady can>
Geezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Kay I am staying far far far away from you this Christmas! This is one emotional powerhouse write, and I am ummmmmm wondering if I should now say don't give up on your wishing it shall come for mine finally has!
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~

P.S. Yes I said pregnant oh miracle of miracles, and now in April 2004 I shall be remarrying too!
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Reviewed on November 30, 2003
YIKES! Santa will definitely put you on his "naughty" list after this write.
Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on November 30, 2003
Hi Kay,
Oh what a great write...
This was so cute...


Thank you so much for
your kind words words...
It is a rocky road this
time of the year...
But, by faith and grace,
I always make it through
somehow...

Hugs,
Trixie :)
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on November 30, 2003
Well, apparently the Grinch Stole Christmas, and so, I dont think you need worry bout that fat yobbo, but if perchance Rudolf gets his nose polished and the idiot can see his way about, Put hash in his cookies and he will yo ho ho all the way home, from whence he came, so Mrs Claus can smack his paws, for getting stoned!
PMSL

My neighbour has so many lights on his roof, he makes National lampoons look tame, and I am concerned that hes turned the roof into a sleigh PAD, so he can get all the presents, the scunge bucket.
Dont mind me, tis the silly season and thats my excuse
This year our whole house is going to be pitch black, Ive been really naughty to everyone, and I want all those skites out there who are running up power bills and wasting electricity, to look upon my dark corner and see NUFFIN.

While we are away

Sorry bout all that piffle Kate,
Top write, when it comes to slagging off at Ole Santy, count me in.
Love and cookes, Ch'erie errrr, hugs, hugs, yes hugs, did I say cookies?
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 29, 2003
Deeeeeeelightful you just do that!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster
Reviewed on November 29, 2003
Wonderful write Kay...LOL!
Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on November 29, 2003
..yeah..LOL..you tell 'im Kate...who does he think 'he is Santa Claus?!! LOL!!
Fun write!..
It's too hot for him to visit Aussie anyway..bloody boilng ..well so my Mom tells me..are you in Melbourne as well?

Vesna :)
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 28, 2003
Kay, I hate to break it to ya, but, well, Santa doesn't exist...
But if he did, I bet he would stay the hell away from Australia this year and any upcoming years, LOL! You would scare me off for sure with this type of note...Peace, Ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 28, 2003
was that a flying lump of fat? homorous and packed with payback ;)
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on November 28, 2003
OH Kaye,

This is delightful sweet Aussie friend.

Peg
Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on November 28, 2003
LOL!!!!

Awwww c'mon, he's really very sweet.

Fun write Kay...ty, Dani
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 28, 2003
LOL! Love the humor and your delightful write! He's a farce anyway, stomp him;-)!!!Good one Kay me matey!;-)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 28, 2003
"A lying lump of fat"

Wow, sure hope Santa's not on the Internet tonight, Kay!
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 28, 2003
LOL great write! Love your humor :-)
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on November 28, 2003
Heh heh heh.....poor Santa....well...I never believed in him anyway...
I was a wise child...there were just too many of him on the street corners...and some of them smelled of booze...LOL....funny write Kay...floria
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 28, 2003
Hee, hee, down on Santa are we?
I hope he gets your message Kay
It's about time you told him a thing or two.
Love ya! Kay! SMooooooooooooooooooooooCH!
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