In this era of living green,

the dumbest ad I'd ever seen,

for "A Solar Powered Sex Machine."

Coming onto my computer screen

the funniest thing I've ever seen:

"A Solar Powered Sex Machine."

For one twenty-nine-ninety-nine

wonderful sex of any kind.

On sunny days you will find,

guaranteed one real hot time.

Warning, though, on cloudy days,

you have to come in other ways.

Man or woman, older girl or boy,

washable latex for you to enjoy.

A super-sized penis you can buy,

or a vagina slip on you may try.

if male, female please signify

or one of each, you may buy.

Rheostat control for enjoyable pitch,

for pumping or suction throw the switch

Coming across my computer screen

the dumbest ad I've ever seen:

In this era of living green,

“A Solar Powered Sex Machine”?

Through the many years

wasn’t it funny,

when what we had to use

was the Energizer Bunny.