gently, even reverently, he parts my lips.
and then probes.
my gynocologist looks like Richard Gere
He asks, "so how is your writing coming?"
"Who the f*** cares!" my vagina screams,
I settle upon, "Tell ya later… umm, that spot, there!"
"Here?"
"up a little".
"Here?"
"Almost. Yes there."
"Tender?"
"Tender."
"Well. I wouldn't worry, he says," worrying me as he breaks contact.
"Wonderfully pink, splendidly healthy," he asserts.
Even the professionals have to ruin the mood;
And, so politely with that doctor shit....
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Tova,
Really creative--does get me thinking.
Someone else enthusiastically refered me to
the Vagina Monolougs--they say it is the
funniest play they've seen in years.
Bet we would all enjoy it. Thanks for the connection. Vicky
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Love, Janet xoxoxo
Really creative--does get me thinking.
Someone else enthusiastically refered me to
the Vagina Monolougs--they say it is the
funniest play they've seen in years.
Bet we would all enjoy it. Thanks for the connection. Vicky
Jenni
May LU $*_*$ / Sandie Angel :o)