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Sit Up and Beg
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Sometimes things just don't turn out the way they are planned.

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Sit Up and Beg

By Jim Stewart c 2008

I'm gonna train that dog

Yeah, I'm gonna train that dog.

I'm gonna train that dog to sit up anf beg.

I'm gonna train that dog

I'm gonna train that dog how to roll over and fetch.

Day by day, week by week, month by month

I'm gonna train that dog.

After all this training

I have learned one thing.

How to sit up and beg.

 
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Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 9, 2008
Me too...ed
Reviewed by Quanda Graves
Reviewed on July 9, 2008
LOL!!! This is funny. I guess people should train their dogs to do useful things huh? :)

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