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I Found Jesus on a Billboard
by Jim Stewart → (All Poetry by Jim Stewart)
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The long haired bearded man shows up in the strangest places. This was written after I saw a billboard that said you can talk to the Virgin Mary. Just dial 1 800.

I Found Jesus On A Billboard

By Jim Stewart c 1989

I was feeling kinda lonesome

I was feeling kinda bad

Looking back upon this troubled life I had.

When suddenly it came to me

While standing underneath this sign.

I found Jesus on a billboard

With a one nine hundred line.

 

I found Jesus on a billboard

With a one nine hundred line.

Visa and mastercard accepted

Almost all the time.

But if you need to reach him in a hurry

You can use american express.

I found Jesus on a billboard with a one nine hundred line.

 

While the phone was a ringing

I was wondering what to say.

Should I ask him how he's doing

Or talk about my judgement day.

But when his voice came on the telephone line

This is what I heard him say

"Leave your name and number boy

I'll get back to you some day."

 

I found Jesus on a billboard

With a one nine hundred line

Visa and Mastercard accepted

Almost all the time

If you need to reach him in a hurry

You can use American Express

I found Jesus on a billboard

With a one nine hundred line.

 


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 Reviews of "I Found Jesus on a Billboard"
Reviewed on July 14, 2008
Concur with Ed (below): better there, than nowhere...well done. Know where I found Him? At a friend's house. She introduced me to Him. :) Glad she did. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 12, 2008
I guess no matter where he is found is better than not finding him at all...thanks for the morning grin...Ed


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