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Ham On Rye
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Things are not always what they appear to be. ... ...I know, you already knew.


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               She came into town
          Driving her Mustang
          Like she was A J Foyt
          Only thing is. ..
 

          She was much prettier
          She pulled up. ..
 
          To the Cafe Armadillo
          Checking out the clientele
        

          She also wanted to
          grab a neck, sorry,
          She was ravashed
          Ordered a ham on rye

 
          She smiled and laughed
          Pretending to have
          A grand ole time
          When all she wanted

          Was to suck a neck
          His, yours or mine 

        
           
          
           

                 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Ham On Rye"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 7, 2010
Ouch! Harsh but sadly quite real in this world/life. At least, that's what I get from your verses. Thank you. Love and best wishes,

Regis


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