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Mrs Claus Goes to Town
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Mrs Claus has become a liberated woman.

I have a story to tell It is not very pretty It is about Mrs. Claus And her sweet kitty She knows that Santa Steps out on her She is tired of shouting About it...soooooooooo She started to step out On her very own She got rid of the fat suit Victoria's Secret was next Bought some thongs Scanty bras Two piece outfits Showing lots of skin Besides it has been To long since Santa Showed his pole She's ready...and willing For some extra curricular Activity involving herself, Kitty, and you Mrs Claus goes to town

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Reviews of "Mrs Claus Goes to Town"

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on December 20, 2010

Giggle....

Anna

Reviewed by Christine Volkoff (Reader)

Reviewed on December 19, 2010

Ha! :)
So much fun! Love it!

Reviewed by Darryn Murphy

Reviewed on December 19, 2010

hot poem

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on December 19, 2010

Goodness gracious me, old Santa Fee got a chuckle out of this one indeed...maybe it was about time the old b left lol
fee

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on December 18, 2010

Boy she sure dropped some weight off...ed

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on December 18, 2010

About time it's a Ms. Claus instead of that old fat guy. She doesn't have to use my chimney to come in and... ...I'll have more than milk and cookies as treat for her. LOL! Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse

Reviewed on December 18, 2010

(musical melody) Misses Clause is Cummin....to town...

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