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Everything is Coming up Pink
by D. L. Vegas → (All Poetry by D. L. Vegas)
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Have a pink lady-
Said her friend

I'll have a pink lemonade
Instead-

Did you ever get
That pinky ring

No, I bought that
Hot pink dress instead-

So Harry would turn pink-
If you know what I mean

Anything else new
Oh, I bought some pink flamingos too

I'm afraid my stomach is upset
I have some pink pepto bismol

Thanks Madge


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 Reviews of "Everything is Coming up Pink"
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on July 17, 2012
I'll have my "Pink" riding
in Elvis' pink cadillac shown
in the driveway of Graceland

Lady Vivian

*Deborah* really enjoyed the
fun in this one....

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on July 17, 2012
Giggle....toooo funny,Deborah! I enjoyed the "silly" in this one...

Anna

Reviewed on July 17, 2012
Pink is a pretty color.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed on July 16, 2012
LOL heavens, people put pink flamingos here as a joke on peoples lawn. My mother had my bedroom in pink! I wanted purple, our house was painted pink YUK, I am NOT a pink fan! I am not a girly girl neither ha ha ha

Cute darlin'

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on July 16, 2012
but i do not look good in pink..or any other color for that matter
Budd

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on July 16, 2012
I need some pink sunglasses so it will block out some of the pink...lol
fee


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